welcome to the inner circle

you found the secret handshake

This is where we gather our favorite people. The ones who get the joke. If you're here, you're probably one of them.

membership perks

  • early access

    You'll be the first to see our new, unhinged ideas before they launch to the public.

  • secret discounts

    Members get exclusive deals and sales that we don't post anywhere else.

  • the future discord invite

    You'll get the first ticket to our community server when it opens. The real shenanigans happen there.

what we're debating now

Inner circle members are currently voting on whether the 'Unsettlingly Wholesome Moss Mug' is too weird, or not weird enough. You could be helping us make these questionable decisions.